I'm going to start posting some old comedy sketches I wrote.
here's "The Fortune Teller"
Stage is set with 2 chairs; one is occupied by MADAME KRISTA, an old gypsy woman. Next to her is a small sign that reads “PALM READINGS, $5”
DAN walks through the curtain and sits down. He hands the woman a five-dollar bill.
MADAME KRISTA: Yes, yes, let Madame Krista look into your future and see your fate. Give me your hand…
She turns his hand over to reveal thick black hair growing from his palm.
MADAME KRISTA: Well…uhm…eh…it says you really like to whack-off.
PAUSE.
DAN: Does it say anything about my painting career? Or where I’ll meet the love of my life? Or if I’ll win the pie-eating contest?
MADAME KRISTA: No. Just a lot of whacking-off.
DAN: Huh.
MADAME KRISTA squints.
MADAME KRISA: Also…you were born in a test-tube…conceived from the frozen seed of Adolph Hitler.
DAN: No kiddin’ lady. Why’da’ya think I pump the baloney so much?
SFX: Wont-waaaant.
The End.
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Musical Re-Mix
Haven't posted in a while. Sorry. Here's a nice one by JackG2. It's titled "Santa Be Comin'"
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Vacation Day
You know how it is when you come back from vacation and there's all this mail waiting for you.
It's like that, but instead of mail I've got 8 "Garbage Day" videos.
I'll just do two of them now.
The first is DARTHKRUEGER's "Garbage Day plus a little more"
It's kind of like a DVD bonus feature that promises something extra, but then it's nothing special.
Maybe it's a video game reference. I don't get a lot of the young people's video game references. Maybe if he's said, "Elf needs food badly" I'd laffed. Or maybe not.
Sorry DarthKrueger.
I'd like to take this moment to point out that Wes Craven's iconic horror villain Freddy Krueger derives his name from "Krug" the bad guy in Wes Craven's "Last House on the Left."
* * *
Next up is another let-down.
VIDEOCIRCLE fails to capitalize on the premise of "Groundhog Day." I expected to see them play with the repetition of the scene, or something to mimic "Groundhog Day" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night 2." But it's as if not a lot of thought went into making this.
Though I really do admire the strange choice to make the DVD itself the victim.
More to come...
It's like that, but instead of mail I've got 8 "Garbage Day" videos.
I'll just do two of them now.
The first is DARTHKRUEGER's "Garbage Day plus a little more"
It's kind of like a DVD bonus feature that promises something extra, but then it's nothing special.
Maybe it's a video game reference. I don't get a lot of the young people's video game references. Maybe if he's said, "Elf needs food badly" I'd laffed. Or maybe not.
Sorry DarthKrueger.
I'd like to take this moment to point out that Wes Craven's iconic horror villain Freddy Krueger derives his name from "Krug" the bad guy in Wes Craven's "Last House on the Left."
* * *
Next up is another let-down.
VIDEOCIRCLE fails to capitalize on the premise of "Groundhog Day." I expected to see them play with the repetition of the scene, or something to mimic "Groundhog Day" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night 2." But it's as if not a lot of thought went into making this.
Though I really do admire the strange choice to make the DVD itself the victim.
More to come...
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